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Comedy Central
Oct 11, 2012 7:00pm PDT
a new book called "vagina." now i'm no english major but i detect a subtle sexual subtex. ( laughter ). the new york aquarium has a new baby walrus-- great, another brooklyn hipster with a ridiculous mustache. ( laughter ). this is the "colbert report." ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen. >> stephen: awfully nice. thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the report, good to have you with us. ( cheers and applause ) ladies and gentlemen, it is kind of that time of year to ask the question is this not-- ( cheers and applause ) , please, please. ladies and gentlemen, we could power my whole village if we could just put some jumper cables on your nipples right now and it's chilly enough to do so in this room. folks, isn't this a great campaign? ♪ everything's coming up romney ♪ the latest polls have romney neck and neck with obama. folks, this race is as tight as mitt's smile when he meets a poor person. ( laughter ) ( laughter ) unfortunately, unfortunately, folks, there's st
SFGTV2
Oct 6, 2012 4:00am PDT
. how am i going to get it out? i am hoping for a super wide vagina. i will have one after the birth. i know this is not sexualy, ideal. i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32, i make the mistake of telling my mom i'm struggling with circumcision. i don't think so. i think of the stuff that can get caught in the vagina. that's not nice. andrea. if this child is jewish. he needs to be sircumicized. you don't want your boy to feel strange. that's true. i think my anxiety is fear of having a boy. i am terrified of boys. they are wild and smelly. i said, there is no way to know that. well i know for a fact you don't need it. like i wanted to talk to my dad about his penis. week 34, i don't have the double wi
Comedy Central
Oct 12, 2012 1:00am PDT
female body shuts it down. if it's legitimate rape. todd akin on the vaginas magical powers. yes, kit repel rape sperm. it can turn ordinary rocks into beautiful gems in minutes and this is true, this is new, the new upgraded operating system vagina, two vaginas that pass each other can swap playlists. [ laughter ] didn't know that. now, people are going i've got to upgrade. since the comments akin has gone from an 11 point lead to six points behind the incumbent but some folks like reverend stoney shaw are sticking with him. >> some of my family was, you know, my children, dad, you're not going to support him, are you? everybody is turning against him. i said, well there was another guy everybody turned against. >> jon: jerry sandusky? no. [ laughter ] bill buckner? [ laughter ] american idol as sanjaya. >> there was another guy everybody turned against jesus christ but he prevailed. ♪ >> jon: sorry i'm getting a call hold on. [ laughter ] yeah, hey, hey, jesus, yeah i heard it. i think it's ridiculous, too, that you jesus are compared to todd akin. don't be insecure you are the ki
Current
Oct 24, 2012 10:00pm PDT
their votes. you are--don't interrupt me--you are a vagina. you use it multiple times a day and you want somebody else to pay for the contraceptions so you can use your vagina every day. then when the contraception fails, you want an abortion, and you want somebody else to pay for that. i'm your guy. vote obama. that's their appeal to women. their appeal is that republicans don't like your vagina. they don't want you using your vagina except when they want to. and if you do get pregnant, by god, you're going to have this baby, then you're going to be put in jail. >> right right right. >> cenk: yeah, but that is your stance. in fact, you say that is your stance. you say that and if they get pregnant and try to have an abortion you will put them in jail. this is what they're so afraid of. that you're going to find out their actual policies and what they're actually going to do. he has got a female caller on the line saying, beth, shut up. let me tell but your vagina. beth finally gets to speak. it's funny and sad at the same time. >> i wish could i use my vagina several times a day bu
ABC
Oct 17, 2012 2:30pm EDT
book because of her use of the word "vagina." she said i'm not sure if they're afraid of my vagina or my brain. afraid of myb%m9ina or my brain. >>> a security camera at a gas station in philadelphia captures this station wagon pulling into the gas station. the driver of that station wagon gets out and goes up to the cashier. the guy stands in line behind this 61-year-old man who's also paying. he's in line ahead of him. but you see the guy in the hat who got out of the station wagon. he looks around and maybe eyeing up the minivan. maybe i'll take this car for a ride instead. that's that man's car. he realizes the guy just jumped in and takes off, crashes into something. >> ouch, ouch. >> the 61-year-old man is struggling with him through the window. >> >> wow, he's not giving up. >> he's not giving up, but unfortunately he loses this fight. eventually the guy who jumped in his car takesf yoff, drags that man a little bit and takesh the. philadelphia police are looking for this man. he's reported to be about 5'9", 30 to 40 years old wearing a goatee, gray sweater and a baseball ca
Comedy Central
Oct 1, 2012 7:30pm PDT
the vagina song." (cheers and applause) and i thought "how did they know that that was my song? they must have googled me. (laughter). >> jon: what is the vagina song and is it anything like that "call me maybe"? (laughter) >> there's a whole lot of copyright issues there. >> jon: now are they able to-- as they take it off-- do they find-- they find strength in each other? they've overcome these terrible circumstances and they're building this. will they be able to protect this security that they have now? how are they able to-- >> it's very dangerous. they get attacked all the time. it's very scary. but they're doing a great job. they have a business, they make jewelry so that they can sell it and sustain themselves. but it's scary. i mean, i think the men are very jealous they're running such a great village. >> jon: and they've done so well for themselves. i wish you the best. when is that on? >> that's on october 1 and 2 on pbs at 9:00 p.m. >> jon: i would urge everyone to watch it and also see "butter." >> see "butter"! >> jon: available on demand joey, dinner!!!!! alllllriggght
Current
Oct 23, 2012 6:00am PDT
call after your remark about your sleeping vagina, you had to get up and walk around because your vagina was asleep. >> stephanie: i don't recall that. >> caller: it really stuck with me there. and i just wanted to say being married for 40 years, i just wanted to let sleeping vaginas lie, and speaking of lying vaginas, i wanted to talk about mitt romney. >> stephanie: oh wow. it was a good segue. [ laughter ] >> i'll give him that. >> stephanie: i said that i apologize. it is wide awake. >> i don't think your vagina has ever been asleep. >> stephanie: i know. it's plucky. it ease as high strung as the rest of me. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: kevin in d.c. you are on the "stephanie miller show" with kathleen. hi, kev. >> caller: and after you say that you come to me, baby. >> stephanie:um, yes, i do. >> caller: regarding the debate was last night good for you too? >> stephanie: oh, it was good for me. i started smoking. >> there is no way to slip, slide, or slither out of it obama crushed romney. if you took an image of romney's backside right now, you could see a big image of obama'
Telemundo
Oct 11, 2012 6:30pm EDT
tomada en el hospital de la vagina de su hija y le pidiÓ que contara los moretones que tenÍa. elizabeth rompiÓ en llanto y no pudo hacerlo. investigadores testificaron que elizabeth golpeÓ a su hija por hacerse en el baÑo en los c calzoncill calzoncillos, elizabeth dijo que deberÍa pagar por sus acciones en la cÁrcel pero tambiÉn le pidiÓ una segunda turnoportunid diciendo que no era un monstruo. >>> la fiscalÍa le dijo al juicio que los monstruos deberÍan para usted driudrirseÁ. desde dallas, jasmin tomÁs telemundo. >>> al regresar en instante el ciclista estadounidense, lance amstrong dijo que la agencia de dopaje de estados unidos que lo sa kus de acusa d el sistema de dopaje mÁs importante no lo afecta, esto fue hecho con testimonio de 26 personas incluido 11 de sus compaÑeros de equipo, si aprueban el documento, amstrong podrÍa perder todos sus titulo de logrados desde el 98 incluido los 7 tour de francia. flu bueno ahora todo listo favor houston para que la selecciÓn de pecos y mÉxico de fÚtbol y su similar de guyana, vayan rumbo al mundial, sam ni est
Comedy Central
Oct 4, 2012 7:00pm PDT
choices? then a breakthrough in men's vitality. >> what vagina substitutes we will be throwing footballs through next and my guest is country music legend kenny rogers, i will ask him if those islands in the stream make good tax shelters. and pornographers were caught filming in the cornell university library. clearly, they could not get into the hear extraordinary library. this is the colbert report. captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) ( cheers and applause ) >> colbert: welcome. that is incredible. ladies and gentlemen, thank you. good to have you with us. boy, i can feel the electricity. i can feel the electricity. ladies and gentlemen, in here, out there, across america, you know why people are excited because it is a huge night. the first presidential debate just happened in denver. now, i haven't seen it yet so don't tell me what happens. if anything happens. jim. >> the buying question is do these debates really matter? >> i actually think that is the american people see the first two candidates and really start to make t
KRON
Oct 16, 2012 8:00pm PDT
vagina. it's your baby sister! (justine) it's my mother's vagina. aah! freeing the shoulders.
MSNBC
Oct 23, 2012 11:00pm EDT
vagi vagina. it's amazing to me. >> once again, d.l. hughley gets >>> good evening, americans and welcome to "the ed show." 14 days until the election. the debates are over and mitt romney looked like anything but a commander in chief last night. he came down with a real bad case of romnesia. although he does a good job of follow the leader. this is "the ed show." >> we had fewer ships than in 1916. we also have fewer horses and bayonets. >> if you say that you love american cars during a debate, but you wrote an article titled "let detroit go bankrupt," you might have romnesia. e.j. dionne and karen finney on the debates. nina turner on the latest republican effort to block the vote. and the great actor bradley winn ford is getting out the vote for the president in ohio and his native wisconsin. tonight bradley joins me live on "the ed show." >>> good to have you with us. we have reached the end game of the presidential election. no more debates, just two campaigns pounding the pavement trying to win every last vote. there are only a few states left on the playing field. this mor
MSNBC
Oct 16, 2012 4:00am EDT
, wait for it, what if you had a vagina? if you were a gay latina this election would be in the bag for you. unfortunately for you, mitt, you were cursed with the hard knock life of growing up as the son of a wealthy governor and auto executive. and when your father paid your way through private school and bought your first house, i can't imagine how difficult that must have been for you. but the truth is the reason why latinos aren't voting for you is because your policies suck. being latino wouldn't win you the election. but saying jokingly that you wish you were might actually lose it for you. >> that video is part of a series called actually, which is an effort to use comedians to fact check mitt romney. the series is done by the american bridge pac which is a democratic-leaning pac and the jewish council for education and research. joining us is rosie perez. thank you for being here. >> it's my pleasure. i love your show. >> thank you. the punch line of this, which you deliver to the camera is latinos are not voting for you because your policies suck. do you think people attribute
FOX News
Oct 23, 2012 9:00pm EDT
rights in the workplace? do you want them managing your vagina? do you want them rolling back women's rights 50 years? i don't know. there is so many questions we have to ask today. >> i have two things to say. take your medication. [ laughter ] >> you have a problem my friend. an drea who is fox news contributor who said it best. women are not stupid. they still think women are stupid they will focus on this troubled up women issue. i have talked to men women on our job solutions tour. women that own businesses, they want to be able to grow that business. they want to eliminate uncertainty. >> sean: do any of these tactics worked for gloria allred, trying to go to documents. do these work? >> no, they are not going to work. good news being on this tour, most people get it. if they get the right information. what they are trying to do is what i call politics of distraction. they are desperate and so you are going to have people like ed go off ranting. not a lot of people are watching those shows anyway. >> sean: we have to rip out dick cheney's heart. >> this is pure desperation on th
FOX Business
Oct 16, 2012 7:00pm EDT
non-profits. thank you very much. >> thank you. lou: the book is "vagina: a new biography". we'll have more on the women's vote and the shift with the a-team coming up. a new poll has governor romney leading president obama in the battleground states. the obama campaign says the polls have deep flaws, and the poll numbers upsetting chicago and the white house next. the university of north carolina, no place for veterans. unc denies in-state tuition for a veteran of iraq. at the same time, the university considers offering in-state tuition to illegal immigrants. we're coming right back. ♪ [ me announcer ] how do you make 70,000 trades a second... ♪ reach one customer at a time? ♪ orelp doctors turn billions of bytes of sred information... ♪ into a fifth anniversary of remission? ♪ whatever your business challenge, dell has the technology and services to help you solve it. boring. boring. [ jack ] after lauren broke up with me, i went to the citi private pass page and decided to be...not boring. that's how i met marilyn... giada... really good. yes! [ jack ] ...and alicia.
MSNBC
Oct 23, 2012 10:00pm PDT
to stop until government is so small it can fit in a woman's vagina. it's amazing to me. >> once again, d.l. hughley gets tonight's last word.
CSPAN
Oct 21, 2012 12:15am EDT
-health. but i read "the new yorker" magazine. i went to see "the vagina monologues." i listened two npr per cryer learned everything by a tune in to all things considered [laughter] i even watched my car been footprint as much has a man who lives in dallas with his air-conditioned home can. liberals to not love many things they endlessly tried to fix, amend, adjust every aspect of everybody's daily life. syncing of america's faults, ills, liberals like
CNN
Oct 19, 2012 10:00pm EDT
moved from vagina into the cervi x. and that procedure that you just talked about, was a procedure that i endured. i lost a baby. but for you to stand on this floor and to suggest as you have that somehow this is a procedure that is either welcomed or done cavalierly or done without any thought is preposterous. >> i spoke to the congresswoman a short time ago. congresswoman, let's get to congressman walsh's statement that with advances in medical care there's no such exception, should be no such exception when it comes to the life of the mother. you would say what? >> i would tell him that women oftentimes find themselves in complications with pregnancy. it happens very frequently. many times it can be addressed with bed rest. sometimes it cannot, and it is in those situations where infection becomes very highly probable that women are at risk of losing their lives. >> now, the congressman did qualify his position a bit today. he cited ectopic pregnancies and other quote, rare health issues as the only instance which he says the mother and the baby would die if the fetus isn't abor
MSNBC
Oct 24, 2012 4:00pm EDT
pregnant and want to have an abortion we have to stick a probe in your vagina before we let do you that because you're too stupid to make that decision on your own, then you know, joe walsh tells us oh, you know what? women never die from pregnancy. that just doesn't happen with technology. i mean, it is shameful what these men are saying, and it is shameful that mitt romney gave that mealy mouthed response through a spokesperson, didn't have the guts to come out and say for himself that this statement was wrong and to pull those ads in support of mourdock. >> are you surprised mr. romney has not completely withdrawn his endorsement and forced the ads to be removed, given what this man is saying? >> i'm not surprised. i've said many times i question the competency of mr. romney as a politician and to karen and joy ann's points, when we talk about the war on women it's very clear that the men who are making these headlines have neither been raped or carry a child to term and really talking about things they don't know anything about but these are really important issues because the
Current
Oct 25, 2012 6:00am PDT
? >> he said the republican party believes in governor so small it's considered a women's vagina. >> stephanie: did he say as stephanie miller said on the come at this door? >> no. >> stephanie: no, he didn't. i haven't gotten a response but i tweeted him and said steply already said that. >> stephanie: that's all right. jim is still waiting for his checks from various writers. all right. let's go to jack in massachusetts. you are on with john. hey, jack. >> hi, stephanie. >> stephanie: hi. >> first of all i remember your dad and barry goldwater and i have a few comments, i am nervous because i am new. >> stephanie: oh, don't be. >> thank got for current tv. you used to be on here in boston send rate kated but they replaced you with rush limbaugh. >> stephanie: i know, there is not enough right wing radio in the country. >> i wanted to say two things, first of all being from boston, mass, and i live right around the corner from the state house i just think that mitt romney himself personally, he turned around and he cut the police jobs, he cut the firemen he cut people in the hos
Current
Oct 29, 2012 9:00am PDT
up their outrage on todd avenging vaginas akin. do they have rape fatigue at this point? mitt romney isn't going to take back his endorsement right? >> right. romney isn't going to take back -- i love the way, it is like we disagree on this one thing but otherwise he's good to go. and i think this is -- this is their desperate last attempt to try to get the senate. no matter what happens at the presidential race. they were hoping they were going to get the senate. that's been sort of raped away. >> oh, god! [ buzzer ] >> oh, boy. >> stephanie: i outrooted you saturday night. i said to the rapey republicans i wanted to say one thing i wouldn't [ bleep ] them with ann coulter's so they should just drink a big cup of fu. any lead romney has is because people are comfortable are racism. the virtual disappearance of the race factor belies the obvious stench of it floating just below the surface. to me, rude, it is not just below the surface. when you're looking just last week at what sarah palin said, john sununu, right? >> yeah. i mean sarah palin you know, we expect that from her. again
CSPAN
Oct 8, 2012 5:00pm EDT
friends and questioned my health. i read the new yorker magazine. i went to see the vagina monologues, listened to npr when i got the chance. i learned everything about the fly one could tuning into "all things considered," and i watched my carbon footprint as a guy who owns a well cooled home in dallas can watch my footprint. what did i learn from three decades of research? i learned liberals don't love many things about this world. they are trying to correct, fix, mend, and adjust every aspect of other people's daily lives. they spend a lot of time thinking about america's faults, how to direct them, liberals love to hate things that most americans love. they spend the rest of their lives endlessly trying to take things away from us and convinced they do it all because they love us, thus, was born this book "50 things liberals love to hate." i hope you'll end joy it. >> watch this and other programs on line at booktv.org. >> and our conversations with professors here at columbia university continue on booktv on c-span2, and now we're joined by hellen benedict, author of "the lonely
CSPAN
Oct 9, 2012 6:00am EDT
and questioned my health. i read the new yorker magazine. i went to see the vagina monologues, listened to npr when i got the chance. i learned everything about the fly one could tuning into "all things considered," and i watched my carbon footprint as a guy who owns a well cooled home in dallas can watch my footprint. what did i learn from three decades of research? i learned liberals don't love many things about this world. they are trying to correct, fix, mend, and adjust every aspect of other people's daily lives. they spend a lot of time thinking about america's faults, how to direct them, liberals love to hate things that most americans love. they spend the rest of their lives endlessly trying to take things away from us and convinced they do it all because they love us, thus, was born this book "50 things liberals love to hate." i hope you'll end joy it. >> watch this and other programs on line at booktv.org. >> and our conversations with professors here at columbia university continue on booktv on c-span2, and now we're joined by hellen benedict, author of "the lonely
CSPAN
Oct 27, 2012 11:00am EDT
magazine. i went to see the vagina monologues. i listened to npr whenever i get the chance. i'll lend everything about the fly one could by turning into all things considered. [laughter] and i even watched my carbon footprint as much as a guy who loves big suvs and has owned a local home in that vote -- dallas can. what did i learn from my three decades a tireless research? have learned that liberals simply don't love many things about this world. there endlessly trying to correct, fix command, and adjust every aspect of other people's daily lives. island they spend a lot of time thinking about america's faults and how to correct them, but america's ills and how to cure them. liberals love to hate things that most americans love, and they spend the rest of their lives endlessly trying to take those things away from us, and they are convinced they do it all because they love us. thus was born this book, 50 things liberals love to hate. i hope you enjoy. >> you can watch this and other programs online at booktv.org. book tv is on facebook. like us to interact with book tv guests an
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